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On my to-do list as a newly single man was to get a long overdue vasectomy. On the big day, I decided to test my composure by declining the laughing gas and instead making conversation with the doctor. In actuality, the most painful part of the procedure took place after it was over. For some…

I made it to the end of another dating app today, meaning I swiped through every profile in my city and selected age range, and arrived at the loading screen where there’s nothing left. I always congratulate myself for being so discriminating and efficient, but I might just be struggling with the “paradox of choice.”…

When I signed up last month at a new cold plunge spa, I asked them if they had any requirements for what can be worn (or more accurately, must be worn). Just as receiving sunlight directly on your privates helps stimulate testosterone production, the more skin that touches cold the more significant the brown fat…

I am striving at the gym to be less judgmental and more open minded. When I see somebody doing something absurd, I ask myself: Is this ridiculous, or is it a different kind of mastery? For example, I am always impressed by the guys talking to their Bluetooth earbud while doing a set of pullups….

At my gym, a sign appeared on the sauna door in the men’s locker room that I wanted to photograph. Given the circumstances, however, I decided to keep my phone in my pocket. The sign said: Inappropriate behavior in the sauna will result in immediate termination of your membership. Since then, I’ve been thinking about…