As a society, we do an excellent job making life easier for those with the greatest need. Handicapped individuals get parking spaces closest to the building. The elderly find reserved seating nearest the subway door. And on any sinking ship, it’s women and children into the lifeboats first.
For whatever reason, civilization breaks down at the gym. The people occupying the equipment and disrupting my workout certainly do not have the greatest need, or at least the greatest desire.
What’s particularly atrocious is the way some people treat the arrival of equipment, like my gym’s new ab machine. I’m getting ready to hit my muscles from a new angle, to add variety to my workout. Yet I find myself fidgeting in place while two women climb all over the machine and giggle like it’s a fresh addition to the playground.
In all kinds of public places, people give up their seats to those more deserving. So here’s my need: to explode my stress, to quiet the noise, to train like a champion today.
Forget the usual gym rules about re-racking weights or proper attire. The number one rule should be: no smiling, grinning or laughing. If you’re engaged in any of those activities, you’re going to the back of the line.
July 11, 2007 at 8:40 am
For me, I don’t object to smiling, cleavage and
other minor distractions on the sidelines. What’s more, I believe I
am in the majority.
July 11, 2007 at 6:23 pm
David,
There’s a certain baseline of etiquette that everyone should adhere to, regardless of your level of seriousness. I think it’s not unreasonable for any member to assume (expect?) that others are there to maximize their time, to work hard toward fitness goals. If your motivation to go to the gym is to share some laughs, catch up with friends, and generally goof off, you should go to the BAR. This kind of behavior is inappropriate in a gym, as it would be in place like a public library,
July 12, 2007 at 11:46 am
I would have to agree with you, Muscleman. I like to get in the gym, get my workout done, and get out. Even if I workout with a partner, we keep the conversation to a minimum.